Tuesday, August 23, 2011

nama anda berada dalam SEJARAH MALAYSIA????


assssalamualaikummm....

HEYYYYY....olllllsssssssssss....
TODAY after malaysian studies punyer classs ... i rase nak bikin ENTRY niyh...lau korang nak tau knp...
OK...let's BEGinnnnnnn....

hmmmmm...what I MEAN is adakah anda menginginkan nama anda berada dalam SEJARAH MALAYSIA??
for 2012 ?? 2020 ????????? or more than 30 YEARS??????.....ok...u still dont get what i mean right?????
HAHAHAHAHHA ..(devil laughing ..)...




WELLL..well..welll.welll.. heee...
what im suppose all READER who GILA-gila BERANGAN untuk menjadi :------

   --  FAMOUS + POPUlaarrRR + nama anda DI KENANG-kenang kan... = ibaratkan TOKOH Seniman..









u all WHO interested to be someone like THAT and then YOUR NAME akan ada di semua buku sejarah ...n  I wanna TELL you guys dont worry about that because u can be like that EASILY...

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!

u have TRY all this TIPS...well..u will be killed BUT your name and your FACE will make all MALAYSIAN people remembered...HAHAHAA.....uhhhhh....WANNA tryyy????
LET's FIND it OUTTTTT ...

1 ) firstly , u can buy a big white paper or "KAIN PUTIH " is like KAIN kapan i think...emmm...jeng3x..
( NOT for people who died OK! )








2)THEN, take these thing on the floor...and TAKE YOUR marker PEN ... or watercolour ..if u WANT..

3)WRITE " CINA BODOH " =IF u r MALAY or INDIA or OTHERS...
                "MELAYU BODOH " = IF u r CHINEESE or INDIA OR others...
                 "INDIA BODOH "= if U R CHINEESE or MALAY...

4) AFTER u already WRITE it...TAKE your paper or KAIN ...then ask your friend WHO can ride motorcycle....
5)THEN,ask your friend TO ride motorcycle...while , u take what u already write on both of ur hands UP.....

6)ASK ur friend to ride his motorcycle in KUALA LUMPUR...imagine LIKE U tengah berarak masa hari KEMERDEKAAN....hahahaha

7) after that, u can say goodbye to THE world...BELIEVE me.....BUT ur name still make MALAYSIAN people remember it....









 P/S- THIS ENTRY DOESNT MEAN TO TALK ABOUT ANYBODY ....JUST FOR FUN...AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT WRITE AND WANT TO SHARE WITH ALL READERS ..






Monday, August 22, 2011

MENGUMPAT vs BERGOSSIP ??? which one??


asssalamualaikum...

yezzzaaaa....hmmm..so? already know about my ENTRY right?? RIGHT?right???..DONT SAY nooooooo...
( u r lying ! )... hehehehheeheh..heeeee...hee.he...GULPSsss ...ENOUGH laughing...

OMG...u r in DOUBLEEeeee TroubLEEEE NOWWWWWWw......WHY???...becauseeee u should know which categorize u ARE?? "MENGUMPAT or MENGGGOSSIP " ??? lalalalalalallaalallaal ~

hey GIRLSSSS outside ...
u r messing now.. to choose either one right??? well,  u should not choose ..becausee u r both of them ...u REALLY love to do that thing........if u are not ADMIT it ...u r TOTALLY not a girlsss.....

Hmmmmmm.....

HEY all MAN ...not for a girls reacts like MAN okayyyy,....HAHAHAHA
well..dont judge a gurls always to do THAT thing...but U are DO the same thing too... OHHHH...ok.. u are
RIGHT ! not all u guys DO the same thing...but 60% all of u guys..  LOVE do both ...HHAHAHAA...belive it or not..it still my STATEMENT... dont DENY my statement OKAAYYY...(berlagakkk nyerr sayewww)...


sOoooooo..BOTH of u guys....NEVER say NO WHen people ask u .." MENGUMPAT or bergossip " ? ...
if u dont do that day..u WILL do it ONE DAY...i believeeeee IT !... SERIOUsslyyyy !!!!!....
if u guys HAVE any STORIES that wanaa SHARE with me....well ..i will hear IT...

ammmmeeeeEEEEEEKKKKKKaaaaaWWWWWW!
                









Sunday, August 21, 2011

GENG boros...

hi ollsss...yezzzaaa...RIGHT...today i want talk about " GENG boros "...u know what is mean with that word??
hmmmm....if u just say that word..it still OK but If u ARE "boros "...OMG...hahaha...welcome to my group...





yeah....BOROS...is mean...when u have more or less money.. BUT in your mind still imagine that u want go to SHOPPING...


    









hahahahaahahahhaa....u know what..my entry today is about GENG BOROS because i LOVE shopping n MENGHABISKAN DUIT walaopon sometime i didnt have money or eat...
3 characters that always happend to me is :-
1) RM1 in my pocket...
2)didnt eat rice for 2 days...
3)just stay in my room...HAHAHA...

wwwwwwaaaaaaa.....OHhhhh...last day,im goint too shopping too...n today is really make me think...THINK....thinkkk..and THINKKKKKKK...WHY?? hahahaa... sendiri tahu laaa..
yeahhh..this is what happen to me TODAY...hahhaa..so ...ayik TIDOQ je ...
and ....i HAVE  a few friends that i call "GENG boros ".....so,all the peoples that interested to join my group...welCOME ...HAHAHA..:p

Monday, August 15, 2011

BLOggerrr VS Vblogging....


ammmekkkawwww....YAWWWW......
yeahhh..ENTRY sayeww kali niyh sal bLOGGER vs Vblogging....ok ..first of ALL,i think the readers knowww better what is BLOgger RITE?...absolutely laaa, COZ u r not here if u r not Bloggers ..HEHEHE.....

SO..i think i dont have to mention detail bout BLOGger...but i want talk more bout Vblogging...
yeahh...RITE...most of our people doesnt know what is that mean ...n ask SOMEONE else..

       A: hey,CAN i ask u bout something...??
       B: YEAH... sure...what?
       A: I just want know ..what is VBLOGGING mean??is it same function with BLOGGER???
       B:hehehee..actually ..i DONT KNOW tooo... (SENYUM kambing )
       A: owh..OK..hmmm...i REALLY hope u know ..but IT SO K...

yeawwwwww....So,TO PEOPLE like A ..U have to refers HERE..just in my BEBELAN.. then, after that u will know what was THAT meann ..HEHEHE..(gulpsss..gulpsss...PENAT DEH bebel...puasa la katekan.. eheeeee)......

WHAT is VBlogging OR videoblogging????


     In its simplest form, a video blog (vblog or vlog) is the posting of serial videos to a website, with an audience response encouraged. Even though this new form of web communication is in its infancy, videobloggers have already started making regular postings online.
Many vbloggers are using video blogging to create their own miniprograms, using an RSS feed to deliver new episodes automatically. Others are experimenting with the new technology. Like any new community technology, there is no telling where vblogging is going to go in the future.

WHY use VBlogging ??

       You may already express yourself in a regular blog. Think about all the communication you're not delivering by writing everything down:-
the smug little facial expressions, the tone of your voice, and the clever repartee between you and a partner.
Besides this, video blogs are a fantastic tool to deliver indescribable content. Being in the right place at the right time can make your video blog take off. Or if you like to blog about sporting events, a video blog can enable you to capture the action and deliver it to your fans, not just describe it in too-pale words.
If you're a long way from home, a video blog can also be a great way to keep up with friends and family. Think of it as a great new way to share the baby's first steps with his or her grandparents.
And then, you may have harbored a secret dream to be the next great television newscaster or reporter. A video blog may be your perfect chance.



    well...his name is MAT LUTFI ..yeahh..i think ..if im not wrong..he's doing the VBLOGGING n post it on
YOU TUBE...


RAMAI students in IPTA ,IPTS,SKOOL, n tadika KOT(HEHEHE)..
suke BEBENOR melihatnya..

NEXT ------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



AND this one is ANWAR HADI ..i think so..he's cool like MAT lutfi Too..
and what is the same thing is THEY are from KEDAH..
(CLAPSSss ur hand to orang KEDAH..walaupon im NOT orang kedah..)


she's doing the same thing with ANWAR HADI and MAT LUTFI ...


To all peoplesss in out there who want do the same thing...and didnt know how to do it..
well.... U can find out ....

HOW to make it ???????
u can click HERE..


.....hmmm...i just want to SHARE with people who do not KNOW bout this YET...because my friend ask me abou that...and it so funny when hear someone in this IT technology DOESNt KNOW ABOUT that...
i tell u guys here .. I DO this entry just because of my friend..THAT DOESNT MEAN i want to embarassed him....BUT ..nanti korang cakap PULAK .. ("APE LAAA minah niyh...kepoh jerr blog bagai ..kes niyh an dah ramai org taw...nenenk aq pon TAW...")...sO..PLEASEEEE...shut UP... :p

enoOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
AMMEKKKKAAawwwwwww!




BERBULU is mean GILA SEKS...??what ??

haaaaa...korang terkejut x??aq terkezukkk laa jgak bile dgr ...(sape2 xterkejut tuh..BUAT buat la terkejut ...) HAHAHAHHAHA


yesssss....ENTRY aq kali niyh memang la pasal orang yang BERBULU ...BUT NOT for all HUMAN IN THIS WORLD LAAA...hahaha....gilerr lau manusia xde bulu...CACAT or ape2 jerkk lerr....(eheeee ...pndai2 jekk kan)..?..well..enough laughing bout THAT......

nowwwwWWWWW....i'm seriously want talk bout that STATEMENT....Why??aq pon xtaw kenapa ...hehe
setahu aq laaa kan..manusia yang berbulu lebihh tuh sebab keturunan or maybe agensi MONYET..kot lerrr..lau korang nak tau..ramai gak la org ckp..HUMAN is born from MONYET..aq xtaw la nak xcaye ke tak...try korangg layanzzz SKODENG gmbar2 niyh..















HAAAA..niyh laa bukti nyerr..korang ase
PATOT kew..diowg ckp org bnyak bulu kat lengan diowg mention GATAL +GILA SEKS.. =haru jadi nyerr..

bg AKU ..sume nyerr tuhan dah tentukann tok kite..so...terima la seadanya..kita patot bersyukur dapat tingal di rumah dan bukan di HUTAN~..sekiann..

AMMMEEEEEEkKKKKAW..!
 

Monday, August 8, 2011

LELAKI kena BELASAH dengan perempuan kesan dr KISAHH LAMPAU..

ASSALAAaaaamualaikum...

yupp..entry aq kali niyhh pasai LELAKI menderita...tok pengetahuan korangg ..pe yang aq cite niyh TERJADI kat KAWAN aq sndiri....TIADA copy2 ok..
entry kali niyh rase nak cite sal Kawan Aq niyh...ok.aq juz gtaw nickname jelaa...kiteorg panggil dia " Aqib"...

oraiteee...LETs begin....
aqib niyh aq knl dia dr skolah .. .....dia niyh dr kecik agy mmg PENDIAM + MUKE ASYIKK MASAM..dia niyh jadi mcm tuh disebabkan BAPAK dia...bapak dia niyh nak kate mabukk ..mmg takk la..BAIK laa jugakk..TAPIIIIIIIII....... bapak dia niyh KAKI PUKUL + 
KEPALA ANGIN...tuh pon aq dengar dr org2 kat kampung cakap..SOOooo, disebabkan oleh iTU...aqib salu la kena pukul ngn BAPAK dia..+ mak DIA pon salu kena gakkk ..korang mesti
TERTANYA -tanya KNP bapak dia mcm tuh kan???????

HAAAA..lau korang nak taw....BAPAK dia tuh jadik mcm tuh sebab kena tipu ngn MEMBER SENDIRI lam PERNIAGAAAN...So,asal balik umah jerr,dia tension..ALAAA..
KONON NYEEERRR mcm (xdapat lepaskan kat kwan dia tuh , dapat pukul bini ngn anak pon jadi LAAA..) .hahha ..kot laaa..opss..pndai2 je aq niyh wat conclusion...

soooooo....sejak dari kecikk agy aq xpernahh tengokk muka dia senyumm....SEKARANG niyh dia study kat UITM ...dia tuh pndai dr aq..HEHEHE..ape2 pon aq bangga ngn dia...MAK dia pulak sekarang niyh dah BERPISAH ngan bapak dia...sejak bapak dia kene masuk LOKAP...bapak dia sampai sekarang xde khabar berita...org kampung aq pon xpernah jumpe bapak dia sejak BAPAK dia kuar LOKAP..ntahh laaa ...maybe ..MALOOO kot....

papeeeeeponnnnnnnnnn,AQIB dah start senyum sejak dia dpt ramai kawan.. yang tol2 kawan SEJATI...lau korang nak taw,dulu mase kat KAMPUNG n skolah agy..dia xde kwn...yang ade pon asyikk duk BULI dia jer...maklum laaa PENDIAM kan....TAWWWWWww2 je laaa mcm mne..
errmmmmmmmmm....dia sekarang niyh happy laaa ..ALHAMDULILAH..n dah pndai TACKLE awekkk dahh haaa...HEHEHE...(gatal jugakkk)...dia ade gtaw aq..lau dia ade BINI, dia xkan buat mende yang sama MCM bapak dia....

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......aq tol2 bangga dengan kawan aq niyhh sorang...dia memang GENTLEMEN...awekk dia sekarang mmg patot BERSYUKUR LAA..sebb dpat BF mcm tuh kan...tapi...ADE KE patot dia wat si AQIB niyh mcm HAMBA dia...! aq mmg GERAM tol la..
AQIB NIYH mmg dia xkan marah walau sikett pon GF dia tuh...dia ikott je..
(mcm lembu kene cucuk idung ..)...SYG laa katekan..aritoo mase kiteorg hangout same2 kat kampung ...ADE ke patot GF dia niyh marah2 kat si AQIB smpai KOYAK BAJU si mamat niyh mase dia TARIKK,,
PERRRGGGhhhh...kuat gilerr minah tuh..! aq mls laa nak campor hal org...juz tgokk jerr....
aq de gak curi dengar sal pe diorg jadi mcm tuh...(pasal AISKRIM)....HAHAHAA...pasal aiskrim yang AQIB lupe nak belikan tok dia..



HAAAAA....ok laaa an..... MAYBE ,aqib mmg salah kot..ermm...TAPI..tuh bukan sekali je aq tgokk...
mase raya tahun lepasss ...DIOWG dtg raya kat umah aq..si AQIB niyh bawak laa si GF dia tuh...pastooo makan2 laa kan...mase tengah2 makan tuh..aq nampak kot dia PIJAK KAKI si AQIB niyhh mcm xbg duk jaoh2...n then kali ketiga...DEPAN2 aq mase tuh , dia belasah si AQIB mcm ape jerrr...
mmg aq x duk diam la...aq tarikk je si AQIB ..AJAK BALIK..n tgal minah tuh kat sane..
..
mase OTW balik, aq ade tnye si AQIB..knp dia xmarah siket pon kat minah TUH...pastoo dia jawab..
AQIB: Aku bukan xnak marah..aty aq niyh sakit tapi ..bile aq nak marah je mane2 perempuan ..aq ingat balik MUKA mak aq kesakitan +menangis KENA pukul ngn bapak aq...sebb tuh aq xboley marah or PUKUL dia.....(bercerita+mata kemerah-merahan)..

aq xsangka ade jgak LELAKI yang mcm niyh kat DUNIA niyh....ape2 pon aq arap sangat AQIB dapat ubah sikap dia yang terlalu manjakan PEREMPUAN...lagipon , aq dah bnyak kali pesan..jangan biar diorg naek kepala...tapi ...dia still xdengar..HARAP2..pas AQIB start treatment PSIKOLOGI yang dia baru register tuh..dia dapat UBAH persepsi DIA sekarang...

HAAAAAAAAAA....PAPEpon "INI ADALAH KISAH BENAR "...nty next time lau ade perkembangan  sal dia ,aq cite agy ek...<3



Saturday, August 6, 2011

GILA BAYANG cinta ORANG DAH MATI..

ASSSAAALAmualaikumm....

dahhh nak masuk 2 taon aku berpuasa tanpa DIA...ape kan daya TUHAN lebih sygkan dia..
ape2 pon..hati aku xpernah berubah terhadapnya....KADANG2 aku rasakan dia still ada kat dunia niyh..
TAMBAH2 lak , setelah setaon pemergian nya ...setelah aty TERBURAI + merana + hancur dan luluh...
aku bangkitkan SENYUMAN demi SEORANG yang bergelar IBU....dan meneruskan perjalanan hidupku DALAM pelajaran....


emmm....aq meninggalkan ALAM persekolahan dengan kisah duka +RESULT spm yang terukk...tulaahh impact dr CINTA MONYET selama 4 TAHUN....setelah dia xde,hidup aku ibaratkan  xde ape agy dah lam idup + xpegi SkOLAH + just dtg mase time nak exam jer.. YEAH ..demi IBU ku yang bergelar ibu tunggal ..aq skang study di sebuah institusi...


YEAHHHHHH..!
setiap apa yang berlaku ade HIKMAH nya...aq PEGANG prinsip tuh smpai skang...
KENAPA? KENAPA? KENAPA?
lau korang nak taw....setelah aq BERBULAN -bulan CUBA lupakan dia..TAPI...
aq jumpe seseorang yang SEIRAS dengan dia + mase minggu ORIENTASI + aku ibaratkan DI BERI semangat dengan melihat wajah nya tiap2 ary ...+ mase tuh ...aq percaya DIA dah kembali dalam hidup aku...

ANGAN2 kosong !
walaupon dah hari terakhir aku BERORIENTASI...apekan daya ..aq hanya mampu melihat wajah nya tanpa menyapa mahupun berbual dengan nya..+ aku still tertanya2 dengan diriku...SIAPAKAH dia !!!
setelah abis minggu orientasi...aq xpernah agy jumpe dye....+AKU tetap nekad mencari nya disini...aku HANYA rindu kat wajah tuh....setelah kali terakhir melihat wajah tuh ngn berlumuran DARAH ...
AKU xpernah agy berdepan dengan wajah tuh..

ape2 pon..aq nekad dan selama semester 1 ,aku kerap melepak2 ..yela,mane la taw aq dpt terserempak ngn dia..selama 1 sem tuh aq xpernah terserempak dengan nya..AKU still BERSABAR...dan nekad mencari nya semester 2..TUHAN maha mendengar....aq kerap terserempak dengan dia nak g kelas....+ hanya mampu usha dr jaoh..sehinggakan aq terjumpa FB dia ..TIAP2 ari aq usha wajah nya...itula yang mmberiKAN aku
SENYUM sampai sekarang...setelah sekian lame,AKU try la chat ngn dia..alhamdulilh dia pon ok...tp PERWATAKAN + GAYA + CARA CAKAP = X sama ngn arwah ....tapi aq still usha dia tiap2 ary sebab...aq hanya perlukan WAJAH Nya...disebabkan itu ..aq still kat INSTITUTE ini.....

MEMANG aku xberminat langsung nak BERCINTA or ape2 dengan mamat tuh...TAPI disebabkan WAJAH nya yang kehulur kehilir tuh IRAS arwah...AKU xdpt menahan sakit hati bile terserempak dia ngn mana2 perempuan...

WALAupun aku ingin melihat wajah nya dengan jarak yang dekat ..TERNYATA aku tidak mampu...sedangkan dia berdiri sebelah aku , menyebabkan aku mngelabah + nak MENANGIS +badan menjadi kaku ....DENGAN wajah tuh aq xdapat terima kenyataan ARWAH sememangnya SUDAH tiada..
setiap kali aku TERLALU rindu kan DIA...AKU akan menangis didalam tidur..dan BANGKIT dari tidur dengan linangan air mata ...setiap kali tiba hari RAYA...aku hanya mampu ke KUBUR....emm....
ape2 pon..setakat niy jelaaa aq share ngn korang kisah GILA BAYANG niyh....