what is LIFE mean to u????

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aq ase korang ley laaa wat concolusion nyerr yerpp.....




On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." 
So God agreed. 

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed. 

On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." 
And God agreed again. 

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" 

Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." 

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. 

Life has now been explained to you

haaaaaa...korang dahhh dapat lom conclusionn..???huhuhuhu

feninnzzz_LALATs: "Eleven Hints for Life"

feninnzzz_LALATs: "Eleven Hints for Life"

"Eleven Hints for Life"

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1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. 

SO.....lau korang pikr toi2 lam idopp ANDA....adakah ape yang aq BEBEL kat ats tuhhh BETOL????

TEKSI bodoh..!

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haaa....ary niyh entry aq kuang ajow siket...bkn sgaje aq nak kuang ajow niyhhh .... ary niyh aq nakk zooMM
ciket sal TEKSI bodoh niyh!....ape2 pon aq mmg xsabau nak citew kat korang niyh.......jum layannzzz..

HUH! (mengeluh japppp)....

ary niyhh mmg malang tol nasib aq .. yela an,mne x malang wey...lau duit ngah pokai pas2 kne beli tiket agy nak blik umah....haaaa , korang nak taw, aq nyer tiket bas kol 12 tgahari xd... pas2, ley lak TEKSI niyh wat hal..padahal aq col pak cik teksi awlll dahh kot....dye bg alsan ckp xjumpe cari umahhh...BANGANG tol..
sebab pe aq nak cakp pak cik niyh BODOH lau korang nak taw....aq suh dye dtg amik tuh kat TAMAN perumahan kot  ...aq dah siap bg FULL adress ha pon...BKN nyer aq suh dye dtg amik aq kat lam kampung.......YANG wat aq tambah2 bengang tuh , ley lak dye blik kat terminal dye balik sebab x dapat jumpe cari alamat tuh.......ARRRRGGGGGHHHH  ! thats funny! but sound FUCKING BODOH laaaa..awl2 dah amik number FON aq pon haaa....tp xreti nakk col ke pak cik ! korang nak taw ape alsan dye pas aq ckp cmtuh????

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mesti korang nak taw an ape alasan dye....lau korang nak taw ape alsan pak cik tuh.....dye cakap..."dah BANYAK KALI pak cik col,tp x dpt pon...!".... aq pelik gak mse dye ckp cmtuh..yela..takot aq yang salah kan...tp lau korang nakkk taw...dye ckp lakkk " sebenarnyerrr pak cik pon xtaw .pak cik tulis number kamu betol ke tak...TERTUKAR antara NUMBER 1 ngn 7....ohhhhhh....lagi wat aq BENGANG!
 korang nakkk tawww ape yang jadikkk seterusnyerrrr ???????

haaaaa......

ape agy..aq pon TERTINGGAL bas larh....! aq pon cakp la kat pak cik tuh..bertangungjawab la kan?...
pas2 dye suh aq g kat kaunter tiket then tnye number driver Bas..coz sempat agy lau nak kejar....yanggg wat aq bertambah2 agy BODOH pak cik tuh ..lau korang nak taw ..boley pulakkk orang tua tuh claim tambang smpai RM50....TERKEJOTTTT aq! sampai terpaksa aq beli tiket baru larrrr !! korang mesti nak taw kan...TEKSI TUH kat mane???kan??

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....lau korang nak taw kat mane,TEKSI tuh terdapat di KUANTAN ...kat TERMINAL BAS KUANTAN....kepada readers yang asal dr kuantan...I'M SORRY to say that...but seriously, AKU menyesal pegi KUANTAN....pasniy lau terpaksa aq bru gerak sane...
COZ,layanan kenderaan awam diowg kat KUANTAN aq bg ZERO la....nak jerr aq report TEKSI tuh..tp REZEKI org kan...xley la...nasib aq niyh BAIKK taw....now I'M home...so tired afterr memaki hamun satu ary ! BTW ..thnks to my BRO coz bg duit beli tiket laen n mendengar aq maki hamun! HAHAHAHA...

aq nasihattt kat korang yang nakk g KUANTAN  tuh ..nak g jalan2 laa konon yerr kan..bek korang bawak kendraan sndri EVEN basikal..SERIOUSLY.......ape2 ponn aq arap ape yang terjadi ade hikmah nyerrr...


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