MISKIN otak kaya air liur...

assalamualaikum...

entry kali niyh...aku malas nak bebel sgt la...nanti MISKIN otak...
hehehhee...

ape yang aku mention kat title kali niyh sal MANUSIA zaman sekarang niyhh especially dak2 muda niyh...
lau korang nak taw ape kejadah nyerrrr maksud  # MISKIN otak kaya air liur # .... so....
jum teruskan bebelan...

EMMMmmmm....FIRSTLY , Aku mintak maaf lau ade yang terasa......
OK...lets start,ramai remaja zaman sekarang niyh an... nak BERGAYA lebih...but UNFORTUNATELY....diowg bukan ade duit sgt PON....

haaaa...OF COURSE korang jawab " Diowg niyh anak orang kaya la tuh.... tutttt .."..
YABEDAAAABEDOOOOOOO...totally CORRECT answerrr dear....!
so..bg diowang yang anak orang kaya YANG berperangai mcm niyh lak ..NICKNAME yang aku  LEY bg ..

# KAYA AIR LIUR #...

WHYYYYYY ????? haaa..nak taw sebab nyerr kan?????
lau korang nak taw.....diowag niyh keje nyer nak mghabiskan duit mak bapak jekk ...cukup ari jek ...nak tukar fon..kete..motor.. n pape jek laa......pas2 paling kencang pon ...nak nunjuk2 kat kawan2...
KAYA AIR LIUR bebenorrr diowg tuh nak yakin kan kawan2 diowg mende tuh mahal n SO onnnnn...
n perbuatan niyhh aku ley cakap...N bg NICKNAME ...

#MISKIN OTAK #

LAU korang nak taw..miskin otak niyh same maksud jekk ngn BODOH SOMBONG....bg aku jekk la....
lau KORANG terfikir nak pkai perkataan niyh pas baca entry aku niyhh...PON boleyyyyyyy...HEHEHHEE
ok laa tuh an...MCM ayat selamat laaa kan? kan? kan?? xkasar sgt bunyi nyerr.... HAHAHA....

SO....korang RENUNG2 KAN LAAA yerp.....assalamualaikum...thanks sudi lepak kat ENTRY aku niyh..

jiwa ANTIK orang SENI

asssalamualaikummmm....
hye all my readers... today ..i have something TO share with u olllsss..
yeahhh...ABSOLUTELY , U ols dah taw sal ape kan ????
OMG laaaa lau xtaw...HAHHAA...( xyah nak OMG sgt laaa KANNN...? ) ahakssss..

WELL... tanpa MEMBUAT anda mengerut dahi yang penuh tnda soal ??????????????....jummmm !
 KITERRR mulakan MEMBEBEL ....OPSsssss...(aku JE pon YANG MEMbebel nyerr haaaa .... ! )...HEeeee..wat muke cute jupssss.... {amboiiii ..gedikkk nyerrr saye }....

ok...first of ALL...arap2 LOM terlambat laa kan nak ucapkan SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI ....kepada all READERSSS ....nak duit rayerrr ??? mehh datang umahh ekk....heeheee..

SO,korang mesti BLURRR an..JIWA ANTIK and ORANG seni bagai nyerr PON haaaa....lau korang tertanya2, ape yang aku citeeee niy betol ke tidakk....ianya adalah PANDANGAN n PENDAPAT dari aku..
...OHHH..mcm mane aku dapat idea nak BEBEL pasal niy ???

emmmmmmmm...
aku MEMBEBEL pasal niyh sume sebab aku KAGUM ngan UNCLE AKU ...seorang yang tidak pernah berputus asa untuk BARANGAN ANTIK yang pernah WUJUD pada zaman dahulu kala..uncle aku niyhh mmg dr dye muda agy mmg suke mencari barangan antik niyh..dye sanggup merayu + membodek + membayar berapa pon harga untuk BARANGAN tersebut...WALAUPON...semua cakap kat dye ... ( stop laaa buat mende xde faedahh niyhh ha...  ) ...lau korang nak taw lagi ..umah uncle aku niyhh walaupon kecikkk tapi...tersusun laaa ngn barangan tuh sume....yang xseronok nyerrrr kat umahh dye...DAH rasa macam kat dalam MUZIUM dahhh taw...LAU korang xcaya..KORANG tengokk bawah niyhh....


 

haaaa...niyh baru siket tawwww ape yang aku tnjukkk ....kawasan pintu masukk niyhh je ponn
 DAH full mcm niyhhh...n apetah lagi kat lam bilik + dapur + kat lain2..HAHAHAHA...
UNCLE aku niyhh mmg dahh tahap gilerrr dah mende niyh taw....
lau korang xpuas nak tgokk gambar kat atas niyhh...LAI ..LAI ..lai... meh aku tnjuk kat koranggg a FEW barang yang aku sukeee lam umah dye niyhhh....COZ mende yang aku suka tuh...ade STORY yang tersendiri taw.........
 haaaaa....JUM layaaaaannnnzzzzz.............

niy laa basikalll tua.....hehe

lau korang nk tawww ...niyhh ape bendeeee ...haaa...uncle aku ckp ..mende niyhh dulu org cina pkai kat kaki ank diowg mcm bedungg laa nk bg kaki lawa kottt...

jeng2x...mesti korang ingatkan mende niyh LACI letak barang mek up kan????
haaa..lau korang nak taw...
zaman dulu an xde teknologi sgt kan..so..diorg gune cipta laaa mende niyh..
lau kat kedai2 ..diowg gune mende niyh nak letak duit laa...lau korang nmpak kat lobang yang kecik sikit tuh..tok duit SYILING taw...n then syiling tuh jatuh kat laci PERTAMA.. pas2 ., lobag yang besau sikit tuh..tok duit kertas ..bile masuk duit kertas kat lobang tuh...nty duit kertas tuh jatuh kat laci kedua....HEBAT kan????hehhee..

niyh pulakk...peti besi n bakul tuh di gunak tok ape ntakkk ...nasi kot..

niyh lakk mesin jahit la kan..xkan korang xknl....cuma zaman dulu kala...diorg just pakai pusing gune tangan jekkk..

WOOOOO.....aku dah rase malas dahh nak upload gmbar.....tuh jelaaa gambar yang aku ley upload tok korang..hehhee...haaaa..lupe lakkk UNCLE aku niyh pon SENI gak taw....dye niyh keje nyerrr ukir2 barang kemas org...mcm tuh laaa keje nyerrr...dye niyhh mmg kreatif laaaaaa ...xcaya ???

haaaaaa...niy laaa bukti nyerrr...bukti lain ..aku amikk..hehehhehehehe..xsempat...UKIRAN niy ..UNCLE aku wat sndri taw....bnyak agy sebenar nyerrr ukiran yang ok...tapi yang niyh je aku sempat amik....

so...ENDINGGG laaaa entry aku kali niyh sal JIWA ANTIK ORANG SENI ......and to my GREAT uncle... i just want to say ...i 'm so proud with urself.. n disebabkan oleh minat MY uncle... i still berpeluang pegang n baca MAGAZINE ngn NEWSPAPER pada tahun 1963....n BERPELUANG jugak menggunakan barang2 tersebut......HEHHEHEHEHE....jgn jeleeeessss yeeee u OLSSSS.. :p
 

nama anda berada dalam SEJARAH MALAYSIA????

assssalamualaikummm....

HEYYYYY....olllllsssssssssss....
TODAY after malaysian studies punyer classs ... i rase nak bikin ENTRY niyh...lau korang nak tau knp...
OK...let's BEGinnnnnnn....

hmmmmm...what I MEAN is adakah anda menginginkan nama anda berada dalam SEJARAH MALAYSIA??
for 2012 ?? 2020 ????????? or more than 30 YEARS??????.....ok...u still dont get what i mean right?????
HAHAHAHAHHA ..(devil laughing ..)...




WELLL..well..welll.welll.. heee...
what im suppose all READER who GILA-gila BERANGAN untuk menjadi :------

   --  FAMOUS + POPUlaarrRR + nama anda DI KENANG-kenang kan... = ibaratkan TOKOH Seniman..









u all WHO interested to be someone like THAT and then YOUR NAME akan ada di semua buku sejarah ...n  I wanna TELL you guys dont worry about that because u can be like that EASILY...

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!

u have TRY all this TIPS...well..u will be killed BUT your name and your FACE will make all MALAYSIAN people remembered...HAHAHAA.....uhhhhh....WANNA tryyy????
LET's FIND it OUTTTTT ...

1 ) firstly , u can buy a big white paper or "KAIN PUTIH " is like KAIN kapan i think...emmm...jeng3x..
( NOT for people who died OK! )








2)THEN, take these thing on the floor...and TAKE YOUR marker PEN ... or watercolour ..if u WANT..

3)WRITE " CINA BODOH " =IF u r MALAY or INDIA or OTHERS...
                "MELAYU BODOH " = IF u r CHINEESE or INDIA OR others...
                 "INDIA BODOH "= if U R CHINEESE or MALAY...

4) AFTER u already WRITE it...TAKE your paper or KAIN ...then ask your friend WHO can ride motorcycle....
5)THEN,ask your friend TO ride motorcycle...while , u take what u already write on both of ur hands UP.....

6)ASK ur friend to ride his motorcycle in KUALA LUMPUR...imagine LIKE U tengah berarak masa hari KEMERDEKAAN....hahahaha

7) after that, u can say goodbye to THE world...BELIEVE me.....BUT ur name still make MALAYSIAN people remember it....

 P/S- THIS ENTRY DOESNT MEAN TO TALK ABOUT ANYBODY ....JUST FOR FUN...AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT WRITE AND WANT TO SHARE WITH ALL READERS ..

MENGUMPAT vs BERGOSSIP ??? which one??

asssalamualaikum...

yezzzaaaa....hmmm..so? already know about my ENTRY right?? RIGHT?right???..DONT SAY nooooooo...
( u r lying ! )... hehehehheeheh..heeeee...hee.he...GULPSsss ...ENOUGH laughing...

OMG...u r in DOUBLEEeeee TroubLEEEE NOWWWWWWw......WHY???...becauseeee u should know which categorize u ARE?? "MENGUMPAT or MENGGGOSSIP " ??? lalalalalalallaalallaal ~

hey GIRLSSSS outside ...
u r messing now.. to choose either one right??? well,  u should not choose ..becausee u r both of them ...u REALLY love to do that thing........if u are not ADMIT it ...u r TOTALLY not a girlsss.....

Hmmmmmm.....

HEY all MAN ...not for a girls reacts like MAN okayyyy,....HAHAHAHA
well..dont judge a gurls always to do THAT thing...but U are DO the same thing too... OHHHH...ok.. u are
RIGHT ! not all u guys DO the same thing...but 60% all of u guys..  LOVE do both ...HHAHAHAA...belive it or not..it still my STATEMENT... dont DENY my statement OKAAYYY...(berlagakkk nyerr sayewww)...


sOoooooo..BOTH of u guys....NEVER say NO WHen people ask u .." MENGUMPAT or bergossip " ? ...
if u dont do that day..u WILL do it ONE DAY...i believeeeee IT !... SERIOUsslyyyy !!!!!....
if u guys HAVE any STORIES that wanaa SHARE with me....well ..i will hear IT...

ammmmeeeeEEEEEEKKKKKKaaaaaWWWWWW!